Cache of Weapons

Yesterday, I bid farewell to my arms--only kept three, one of each color. My grandchildren weren't allowed to play with guns; now they're almost teenagers. When a small hardware store went out of business and sold these for ten cents each--I bought them all. More is always better. As a child I loved playing with cap guns, arrows, knives, and bb rifles; I haven't hurt an animal or human yet. I should have avoided those candy cigarettes!

I hope the previous Administration was not looking for these Weapons of Spark Destruction.